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Wednesday, 28 January 2015

Oestrogen Vs Testosterone !!!

There are many fields of expertise that I have wished in the past that I had followed. The one I have best achieved is that of the past year - one I had not even considered ! Staff Recruitement ! It is with great glee, that I was to arrange a live in carers replacement with no anamositivity today !!!!

Having gotten tired of the testosterone levels between the guys looking after me, I had made a choice to introduce a female into the equation !. Always in hindsight !, that was a bad move ! Accepting all responsibility to " hire " the girl factor without interviewing etc, I have to accept that I was at fault !

So..............in moves Oestrogen as a live in ! Of Eastern descent, quite ubrupt in manner, but unmistakably pedantic with her clinical care. All testosterone levels start following my larva lamp bubbles ! Sometimes up and sometimes down. Life is just not the same ! What, why, I ask myself ? Then it all starts dawning on me - this aide does not bath, leaves cooked chicken in the oven for days on end, has more grease in her hair than John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John, does not change clothing from beginning to end ( week long shifts ) etc, etc, etc.....

As it happens, I have to keep reminding myself that this is about ME, and not the Jeeves's !!!! I call the care agency and explain my dilemma - within 24 hrs they have someone for me to interview, and HE is hired - starts on Monday, and all testosterone has started to boil again ! So, this is how it has to be. It is a little like running a sperm bank ! Some swim faster than others, but some swim further than others, some prefer to swim down stream, and some float along ever hopeful of a connection ! I can manage this, and can say, with all honesty that the male species work far better for me.............

That all out of the way, and all regimes back in place, all is running smoothly again. I have become somewhat of a recluse of late !, opting to work from home on the ever-frustrating Dragon voice recon program which is now set up at home and the office - God give me strength to conquer it as it is the most amazing program, but must be one of the hardest to grasp !! I am getting there with many a f&@/ck word !!!!

Saw Jac's for the first time in months for a catch up last night, quick as it was we managed to sink a few PG's, which was amazing !! Had my haircut, for the first time in 18 months, coz it was easier to shave it all off whilst in hospital ! So, darlings, I am on my way to creating a new me !!

All is good !! Will keep you posted as the next week approaches !

With love, and ongoing good health !

Love Ya ,

G.

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